googlehomie:

ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels

(Source: slydigger, via vvebsite)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via twerkforpotatoes)

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(via recheez-it)

damndimples:

millions of girls would die to have a picture with you and you’re taking a picture with a plant

(via maliciousmelons)

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)